Get Your Holle:

Gloria's Tips to Look Your Best

Hiiiiiiii Swwweeeetttiieesss!!

Sitting here, with my oh so savvy Macbook, twittering away and doing my very best Carrie Bradshaw impression, I realised that she has the face of a horse... but makes it work! And you can do it too!!

All you need is, in a word darlings, ME!! I’m here with my new and exclusive column (thats been syndicated over 3 websites, sounds filthy doesn’t it?!). With this I’m gonna help you TRANSFORM your Fake Bake tan into a second class citizen golden glow!!

First things first, some house rules. I don’t take criticism, at least not very well! I know there’s some sort of recession going on in the world beyond a wig, but I don’t care! And neither should you! We’re here, we’re queer n we’re gonna live on credit forever!!

Some of the things I’m gonna talk about or mention are expensive, deal with it, if it works it works!!

Now Darlings, lets start with ‘A’, A for Accent your features!